Donte’ Stallworth Release By Browns #NFL

Speed kills...and gets you your next gig.

The Cleveland Browns released Donte' Stallworth on Monday, shortly following his reinstatement to the league by Commissioner Roger Goodell.

That was quick. I mean it wasn’t like he killed a guy....wait. Nevermind.

I wouldn’t worry too much about Donte’ Stallworth. As long as he can run and catch, he is going to get another chance. He could smash into a school bus full of blind kids; as long as he can run his routes and catch the ball, he will have a job in the NFL. Ability trumps everything in professional sports. As long as his atheltic ability is intact, he has a gig waiting for him.

Condolences on getting fired, and good luck in your next gig. Just remember, when you go out to celebrate, hire a driver.