Nice Car, Mrs. Larusso #NFL

Let’s save this as Exhibit A the next time an athlete says, “Well, I’m a target, people know who I am.”

This is Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson’s car.

Yeah, he clearly wants to stay below the radar and out of harm’s way. The best way to keep a low profile is to have a banana yellow ride with ginormous wheels. No one will ever see you coming CJ. That’s the next best thing to a navy blue Honda Accord.

I’m not a car guy. I guess I understand wanting a nice car. I guess. But what the hell is that thing? Is that a joke that I just don’t get? Someone please explain.

Actually, don’t. I don’t care.

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