Roll Tide, The Kid #NCAA football
Roll Tide, errr, Kid
Child abuse is not always a physical act. Just because there aren’t any broken bones or bruises doesn’t mean that people aren’t unusually cruel to children; often times their own.
It could be emotional abuse, sexual abuse, or even the abuse of neglect. But perhaps the most sinister instance of child abuse can be found in the name parents choose for the child.
Enter JJ and Jackie Redd of Tallassee, Alabama. You can probably see where this is going. They have welcomed a new child into this world and bestowed the name Crimson Tide Redd on the baby.
No. Really. They did. Seriously.
But they insist they are not lunatics, and will call him Ty. The mother says they are going to let the future serial murderer young man decide which team he wants to be a fan of.
"If (Auburn) offers him a scholarship, then I'll be happy for him to go there. We don't have plans to tell him who to be a fan of."
Right. You aren’t telling him what team to be a fan of, you are just assuring him a lifetime of misery by naming him after a football team. Good looking out, mom and dad. Look, people choose names for a variety of reasons. family, tradition, favorite authors, characters in books and movies, and yes, even athletic heroes. But an entire team? Hopefully they have decided to start a 529 fund for the young man. Not so he can attend Alabama, but rather so he has enough money to afford the therapy he is going to need for the rest of his existence.
I hope the kid grows up to be a happy, successful, well-adjusted member of society; I really do. But considering a college football team means as much to these people as it apparently does, it wouldn’t totally kill me if the kid decided he wanted to be a fashion designer or a figure skater either. The Johnny Weir of Alabama.
Roll Tide. The kid, not the team.
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All you needed to do was just insert Gene Hackman's speech from the the movie "Crimson Tide" when the sailors are all assembled in the rain before the submarine goes to sea.
To paraphrase his speech: "The sub is named for the state of Alabama. They are fine people. From a fine state. And you know what we say? Roll tide!"
You know it's a movie becuase Hackman's character says they are fine people and from a fine state (totally not real. It's like the Loch Ness Monster and fairies). I love Hollywood magic and make-believe.
What's the big deal? I named my son NotThatRoughRidersTheOtherOne Beckner. I just love the CFL.
What's the big deal? I named my son NotThatRoughRidersTheOtherOne Beckner. I just love the CFL.
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Arghhh !!! Congress involved in regualting sports ! And it's covered like a national security issue !!!!There should be an article "Why is Congress Involved in Regulating Sports ?"Then when you think of all the corrput, lying politicians in Congress, here they pick on some two-bit sports gladiator to make an example of !!!.....
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