Kobe Isn’t Just A Bad Guy, He’s Also Very Weird #NBA
Bad guy, bad outfit.
This is not OK.
There are no circumstances that would make this OK.
Is he an ice cream man? Does he work at In-N-Out or A&W? Is he moonlighting as a milkman from the '40's? Is he cleaning up a chemical spill in the future?
In short, what the hell?
I know nothing about fashion, nor do I want to. Maybe I am missing something. Maybe this is what all accused rapists are wearing this season. I just know that he looks ridiculous. And more than a little creepy. I know he is desperately trying to find a persona that works for him. From the MJ clone, to the petulant superstar, to the absurd jaw-jutting tough guy, but this? Dressing up like a deranged Colonel Sanders isn't going to work. What was he trying to accomplish by dressing as Grace Jones's flamboyant son from the year 2368? Make him one of the guys?
I don't know what that was, I just know it made me laugh. A lot. Not to mention the nightmares....
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He looks like pudding in a cloud.
Clear-cut proof of what happens when one has too much money...and time.
bad guy, worse outfit.
bad guy, worse outfit.
Rick Owens V-neck T-shirt = $575
Damir Doma Hooded Scarf with Braid Detail = $695
Kobe looking like a total idiot = PRICELESS!!!
(P.S. - how does a v-neck tee run $575? You can buy a pack of three at Target for like $9.99. And the hooded scarf with "braid detail" for $695? WTF?! That braid detail is nothing more than the scarf twirled over a couple of times and the tail ends cut up with a nail clipper. My mom has some dust rags in the same frickin' condition she'll give away for free. Anyone who buys this crap, much less wears it on a photo shoot, deserves to be endlessly mocked until the Apocalypse comes.)
Rick Owens V-neck T-shirt = $575
Damir Doma Hooded Scarf with Braid Detail = $695
Kobe looking like a total idiot = PRICELESS!!!
(P.S. - how does a v-neck tee run $575? You can buy a pack of three at Target for like $9.99. And the hooded scarf with "braid detail" for $695? WTF?! That braid detail is nothing more than the scarf twirled over a couple of times and the tail ends cut up with a nail clipper. My mom has some dust rags in the same frickin' condition she'll give away for free. Anyone who buys this crap, much less wears it on a photo shoot, deserves to be endlessly mocked until the Apocalypse comes.)
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