Jeremiah Masoli is Stupid…FACT.
It’s often said that there is no position in sports that is more difficult or challenging than quarterback. The physical challenges are immense, yet they don’t even begin to compare to the mental ones. Split second decisions made while trying to avoid grievous bodily harm; done every 40 seconds or so, for three hours.
Or so we have been told. It obviously isn’t nearly as difficult as all that because Oregon quarterback, errrr, former Oregon quarterback, Jeremiah Masoli was able to do it and do it well. And as recent developments prove, he might be one of the biggest idiots in the state of Oregon, if not the entire west coast.
Masoli, who was on probation after stealing laptops and a guitar from a fraternity, was kicked off the team for being colossally stupid. Masoli was stopped by police for a routine traffic violation, cited for driving with a suspended license, failure to stop, and possession of a small amount of marijuana.
Stoo-pid. Or, as Homer Simpson says, "Stupid like a fox."
Not the weed. I don’t care about that. If he likes to get high, whatever. His stupidity got him run, not the weed. Sure, the weed was the kicker, but his lack of basic human intelligence got him booted. If he is so stupid that he couldn’t stay out of trouble for one year, then he is too stupid to be on a football team. If he is so stupid that he couldn’t drive a car with a suspended license and weed in his pocket without getting pulled over, then he sure as hell isn’t smart enough to be on the team. If he is so stupid that he couldn’t come to a full stop despite a suspended license, weed, and knowing he was this close to being off the team for being a thief, then he deserves to get sent home.
Jeremiah Masoli is incredibly stupid. That’s not an opinion, that’s a fact.
A person with basic human intelligence, the ability to eat, breathe and not fall down when you walk, would have decided to A) not steal, B) not drive with a suspended license, C) not roll a stop sign while driving with a suspended license, D) not roll a stop sign with a suspended license and weed in his pocket, or E) all of the above.
Masoli did none of these. Enjoy the CFL, assuming you can find your way to Canada.
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