Almost there. By Brian Beckner: Antonio Cromartie is a freak of nature, and no I’m not talking about athletically. Although, his reproductive achievements do demonstrate a certain athleticism, I mean, he clearly has an off-the-charts testosterone level. Under a microscope this guy’s sperm must look...

Dance EA, dance! The new cast of Dancing With The Stars has been announced, and as usual, there are athletes involved. Bengals' wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, Olympic gold medalist, Evan Lysacek will be representing the athletes, while Pamela Anderson, Buzz Aldrin (huh?), reality TV loser Kate Gosselin,...

Speed kills...and gets you your next gig. The Cleveland Browns released Donte' Stallworth on Monday, shortly following his reinstatement to the league by Commissioner Roger Goodell. That was quick. I mean it wasn’t like he killed a guy....wait. Nevermind. I wouldn’t worry too much about Donte’...

I feel good, for now. Florida head coach (for now) Urban Meyer is not going to be the next coach of the Dallas Cowboys, despite rumors to the contrary. Said rumors are believed to have started from rival coaches attempting to poach the Gators top rated recruiting class. High school running back Mack Brown,...

Most ridiculous poster ever. The Indianapolis Colts are only five days away from winning what might possibly be the least fulfilling Super Bowl season in history. I wrote about it at the time, argued about it endlessly, and I will say it again. If the Colts win the Super Bowl it will be a tragedy for...