The canister is filled with hCG. By Brian Beckner: By now everyone knows that Houston Texans linebacker Brian Cushing will miss the first four games of the coming NFL season after testing positive for a banned substance. Although it should be noted that Cushing maintains his innocence and has reportedly...

Very fat, and very unskilled. By Brian Beckner: It has been widely reported that NFL lump JaMarcus Russell is soon to be ex-NFL lump JaMarcus Russell, and if tradition holds, eventually broke ex-NFL lump JaMarcus Russell. But word comes now, that Mount JaMarcus NFL “career” may have a glimmer of hope. ...

I swear not to tell the truth. Job interviews can be rough. These days most companies go with the behavioral interview. That’s the one where they ask you to tell them about things you have done or would do. For instance, “tell me about a time that you were faced with a crisis and how you dealt with...

Big Ben Roethlisberger managed not to sexually assault anyone last night, errr, go bar hopping, and instead issued a statement saying that he will accept NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s 6-game suspension. Consider yourselves warned, ladies. "The commissioner's decision to suspend me speaks clearly that...

They had a what? Yes, Jerry Jones likes to hear himself talk. Yes, Jerry Jones has an ego that is slightly larger than his $1.2 Bbbbbbbbillion dollar monument to himself, Cowboys Stadium, Yes, he looks like the Joker, only with a more jacked up face lift. Yes, Jerry Jones is a shameless blowhard who says...