By Brian Beckner: In an effort to complete the furthest popularity plummet in the history of sports, once-great golfer Tiger Woods is not content to simply humiliate his wife, wreck his ride, embarrass his sponsors, destroy his game and single-handedly annihilate the International House of Pancakes one...

I wonder if Elin feels like pancakes? I sure do. By Brian Beckner: Brace yourself for a shocker. Ready? Tiger Woods might be getting divorced. Snap! Who saw this one coming? Down is up, up is down. Oh, the humanity. How could Elin be so impetuous? Doesn’t she need some time think about this? After...

Simply awesome. Random thoughts from the week at Augusta National: ...Fred Couples run at 50 years of age was as good as it gets. Yes, Tom Watson had an even closer call last summer at Turnberry, but Couples is so much more engaging tha Watson. Watson is a preachy nut; while Couples is the coolest, hippest...

Feels like the 3rd time. Phil wins. For some strange reason it doesn’t bother me nearly as much as I think it should. I don’t like the guy, I don’t think he’s sincere, and more than anything, the guy needs to be strapped to a barber’s chair and have a haircut forced upon him. Dude, it’s 2010,...

Day 2 Masters Day 2: Things that have happened or will happen today, during the second round of the Masters. ...Tiger will not be as sharp. You can’t sit at home for five months, not playing competitive golf, getting therapy for your sex jones, and then not miss a shot. Doesn’t work like that. Not...